A while back, I was talking to my insurance agent's daughter, discussing my auto insurance rates. She pointed out that I could lower my rates significantly if I got married. I thought this was a goofy thing for her to be pushing. So I asked her if she'd marry me. "Marry you? To lower your insurance rates? That's ridiculous!" I replied "Exactly. Let us never speak of this again."
Some acquaintences of mine chose to get married at a science fiction convention, out by the pool. While it was a nice setting, and many of their friends were there, the acoustics were sub-optimal. I couldn't hear any of the ceremony itself, just the kids playing in the pool. The one line that stands out in my mind is "you push and I'll steer!" Not a bad way to run a marriage, I suppose.