Yeah, that's a great reason to get married

[mystories]

A while back, I was talking to my insurance agent's daughter, discussing my auto insurance rates. She pointed out that I could lower my rates significantly if I got married. I thought this was a goofy thing for her to be pushing. So I asked her if she'd marry me. "Marry you? To lower your insurance rates? That's ridiculous!" I replied "Exactly. Let us never speak of this again."