Boarding with Babies

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I was waiting to board a flight, but there was an unexplained delay. The counter was unmanned, and I had a great temptation to announce "boarding has been delayed due to the absence of the FAA-required screaming baby. A baby has been sent for, and boarding will commence when it arrives." I really wish I had, because a few minutes later, someone showed up with a screaming baby in a stroller, and we boarded soon thereafter.